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Can I Please Just Whine For a Minute? Haircuts, coughing and more!

Collegiette: Hey Mom/BFF/Dad/Sister, got a second?
Mom/BFF/Dad/Sister: Yeah, a minute. What’s up?
Collegiette: Can I please just whine for a minute about – –
Mom/BFF/Dad/Sister: No, talk to you later. Bye.

Sound familiar? We all have our #collegietteproblems that we need to vent about, but sometimes those on the other end get sick of hearing us complain about that girl in the salad line who is still debating chicken vs. tofu when she’s first in line of 50 or that guy in our Chem class who asks questions when class is over. Hello — I have places to be!

Luckily, you can give your loved ones a break and now complain to Her Campus. Let us know what’s irking you every week by dropping us an anonymous whine — just submit via the form at the end of the article or tweet them in to @HerCampus using the hashtag #collegietteproblems. Trust us, you’ll feel better.

I understand that at some point in time everyone is a little bit fake, but I cannot stand people who are fake all of the time. People who put on an act around all of their friends are not fooling anyone. I know what you are like so you are making me like you less and less, and if you were not my teammate I would probably delete you off Facebook and Twitter.
– University of South Carolina

You have your own trash can why must you always put your trash in mine.
– Loyola University Maryland

I just got my hair done by a new stylist because my old one quit. I asked for it just beyond shoulder length so it’s still long enough to put in a ponytail. AND IT’S NOT. It’s too effing short and I look about five years younger. I realize this will not impact my life significantly, but if anyone’s ever gotten a bad haircut, it’s pretty freakin’ annoying!!!
– Ohio State University

It seems like I get a bad rotation every quarter! All the classes I need to take are being offered at the same exact time! And by the time I register, they will probably all be full and I’ll be left scrounging for the stupid classes taught by the professors no one likes.
– Cal Poly

Please, please, PLEASE stop coughing without covering your mouth. I cannot afford to get sick again and our seats are assigned in this class. I wish the professor would move you away from me…or you would cover your mouth…or would stay home sick.
– Cornell University

OK I am over being home for break. Please take me back to college before I have a major freak out on my parents.
– University of Delaware

I’m working retail over my break and if I see one more pre-teen sloppily go through my neatly organized piles of clothing and making a gigantic mess — and then buy nothing — I am going to have a mental breakdown.
– University of Michigan

Cara Sprunk has been the Managing Editor of Her Campus since fall 2009. She is a 2010 graduate of Cornell University where she majored in American Studies with a concentration in cultural studies. At Cornell Cara served as the Assistant Editor of Red Letter Daze, the weekend supplement to the Cornell Daily Sun where she also wrote for the news and arts section and blogged about pop culture. In her free time Cara enjoys reading, shopping, going to the movies, exploring and writing.  
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