Being a know-it-all is both a blessing and a curse. But mostly a curse. Everybody hates that ish.
1. You correct everyone’s grammar because you have no self-control
2. You have a counter argument readily available at all times for every conversation
3. You’re everybody’s go-to on trivia night
4. Jeopardy is your SHIT
5. You have a pretty extensive vocabulary
6. You were at one point pigeon-holed as “that girl” in school
7. You’ve been known to shamelessly correct your teachers when they’re wrong
8. You’ve been known to shamelessly correct trained professionals because they’re wrong
9. You’ve been known to shamelessly correct everyone everywhere at every time because THEY’RE WRONG
10. Your parents are exasperated with every conversation that goes beyond “how are you”
11. You’ve become very good at bullshitting your way through things you don’t actually know about
12. You have to physically restrain yourself from saying “I told you so” because you may be an asshole but you’re not THAT kind of asshole
13. You have a really hard time accepting the fact that sometimes you are wrong
14. You may not admit to being wrong very often
15. But when you do…
16. Your friends won’t let it go and you hate them all
