Okay, so you may be the resident disaster of your friend group, but that’s a good thing! What would your friend group be with your sweatpant-wearing, Netflix-binging, spray cheese-loving self? Sure, it might be embarrassing to go to class or out in public with you, but you’re not going to change. Here are the 15 signs you’re a total disaster.
1. Frumpy and grouchy are your defining characteristics
2. You usually roll into outings with your friends in a topknot and sweats
3. Your bedroom might as well be under a bridge because of how messy it is
4. At all times of the day, your voice is gravelly as if you just woke up
5. Social skills are lost on you
6. Food stains on the front of your shirt are your favorite accessory
7. You’re strangely intelligent, but you’re always too tired to speak up in class so who cares
8. Your friends are always trying to do your hair and makeup because they know you won’t
9. On a night out, you’re this person:
10. Your spirit animal is a potato
11. Your only hope is to find a bae who’s as lazy and messy as you
12. Compared to your friends, you’ve watched an appalling amount of Netflix
13. It’s easier for you to grunt instead of talk
14. If your friends touch your food, you lose it
15. You’re proud of your disastrous self and won’t change for anything
