A College Woman Tried to Use a Slice of Pizza as ID at a Bar, & That Turned Out About as Well as You’d Expect

It is a truth universally acknowledged that a young woman using a slice of pizza as an ID probably shouldn’t be allowed into any more bars. That’s what one woman at UMass Amherst learned the hard way, when she actually tried to present pizza to the doorman at a bar and was, understandably, turned away. She then slapped the doorman in the face, according to the Daily Hampshire Gazette.

This woman was issued a “trespass notice” by the police, meaning she has to stay away from that particular bar. That’s probably best for everyone involved.

Ladies, let’s all agree to help each other out when nights get to this point. If your girl is holding up any object besides her license when you’re trying to get into a bar, it’s time to go home. Friends don’t let friends get in trouble with the police over pizza—it’s highly likely to become an embarrassing national news story.