My favorite celebrity couple of the summer is Ariana Grande and Pete Davidson. I am thrilled for their engagement, I am thrilled for the happiness they both deserve. And I’m so excited to see them start their new lives together, which looks like it’s already started seeing as the couple just nabbed a $16 million apartment together in Manhattan’s Chelsea neighborhood. (No word on if Grandévidson is buying or renting this property.)
What does it look like? Close your eyes and picture the apartment a pop star shares with her fiancée. Now open them and compare. (I’m sure there will be lots of overlap.)
The place comes with such amenities as a 75-foot indoor pool, a juice bar, an amazing view of the New York City skyline, and their own private IMAX theater. HOW IS THIS AN ACTUAL PLACE???
Ariana hinted at moving in with Pete on her Instagram Story, posting a screengrab of an iconic Spongebob Squarepants episode (with his friend Slightly Used Napkin) captioned, “Us in our new apartment with no furniture, 1 speaker and red vines.”
SURE, Ariana. That sounds AWFUL. Could not imagine roughing it like that. What does your place look like again?
Oh, that’s right. Like that.
Jokes and jealousy aside, I’m super happy for Ariana and Pete’s engagement, but mostly I can’t wait for Pete to come on Weekend Update and talk about it on next season’s SNL. (I’m sure he’ll rub it in Colin Jost’s face.)