At the beginning of this school year I would not have considered myself a coffee person. I did get an iced latte from time to time, but usually ordering from a coffee shop stressed me out because there were always so many options and special requests, and I had no idea what any of it meant. Flash forward to today, I have been working as a barista at the UMMA Cafe since September and have learned quite a lot about this whole coffee business. It is this experience in addition to the many hours I have spent learning about the world of astrology that gives me the confidence and authority to tell you what drink from the UMMA cafe you should try based on your zodiac sign.
Aries – Caramel Hot Chocolate
Aries, the first sign of the zodiac, the leaders, the winners, the author of this article. Aries are known for their boldness and light. They bounce off the walls and jump headfirst without taking a second to consider what lies below. Aries’ child-like energy is a recipe for disaster if mixed with caffeine, that is why a caramel hot chocolate is the perfect drink for them. The classic, scrumptious combo of chocolate and caramel is a match made in heaven for the sweet-tooth Aries.
Taurus – Turmeric Tea Latte
Taurus is an earth side ruled by Venus. Taurus have a tendency to enjoy the finer things in life, and hey who’s blaming them? The intense feeling of relaxation is something that a Taurus really values and they will go a long way to reach that. Lucky for them, UMMA Cafe is right on campus, and the earthy inspired vibes and flavor of the turmeric tea latte are just the thing to hit the spot for a Taurus.
Gemini – Iced Dirty Chai
Geminis are busy-bees. They are outgoing, friendly, and social. Geminis also like, and tend, to have their stuff together. Unlike other busy body signs, Geminis do have an ape towards being spontaneous. An iced dirty chai latte is the drink for this sign because it’s quick and easy-to-make, and perfect for the Gemini who has a fully booked schedule or one who has just dropped everything to go on a fun adventure.
Cancer – Strawberry Mocha
Ah Cancer. There is a lot to say when it comes to Cancers but I do have to keep this brief. To put it simply, Cancers really feel all the feels. They value love, friendship, and a sense of home. That is why the chocolate-covered strawberry, a well-known and recognized symbol of love, inspired latte is perfect for them. What better drink to represent someone who loves love above all else?
Leo – Iced Raspberry Caramel Latte
Hey Leo! I hope you had a wonderful day filled with showing everyone who great you are. Kidding! But seriously, Leos love to be the center of attention, and they are really good at leading the pack and setting the trends. The raspberry caramel latte is the perfect drink to match the personality of a Leo. Its flavor is distinct without being overpowering (and it’s delicious. Seriously, try this drink!).
Virgo – Lavender Vanilla Latte
Virgos are known for being extremely detail-oriented and planners. And this is really good because Virgos always have a lot going on. Virgos need a drink that is going to both motivate them and calm them down just a little. The lavender vanilla latte is the perfect fit. The lavender notes work to relax the drinker, something a Virgo could seriously use, and the hint of sweetness paired with caffeine is just enough to keep a Virgo going all day long.
Libra – Iced Vanilla Latte
Libra is the sign of balance and justice. They have an innate desire to create peace and harmony. They really just want everyone to get along. Libras also have the tendency to be the tiniest, slightest, and ever-so-subtly bit indecisive. And that’s okay, they just don’t want to make the wrong choice. So I will make this drink order easy for you, an iced vanilla latte. To the untrained eye, this drink may be brushed off as basic, but let me pose this response to such a statement: things are popular because they’re good! An iced vanilla latte is perfect for Libras because it’s a fan favorite and agreeable to practically everyone.
Scorpio – Espresso
Seriously, this one is kind of a no-brainer. Scorpios are a sign of practically and they don’t need anything too over-the-top. They also tend to be pretty mysterious and misunderstood, and I can tell you that people who order just a shot of espresso are a true wonder to me. The strong and bold taste of an espresso is all a Scorpio needs to get their daily dose of caffeine.
Sagittarius – Iced Brown Sugar Latte
Sagittarius is not a simple sign, but if I were forced to describe them in one word, it would be this: adventurous. Sagittarians don’t like to sit still. They are constantly on the go with a new place to explore and a new challenge to tackle. The brown sugar latte is the perfect thing to sip as you sit down and plan your next adventure. It’s fun, daring, and bold—just like you.
Capricorn – Iced Americano
Capricorns have big goals. They are hard-working, devoted, and responsible. Capricorns also tend to be pretty serious and have impressive self-control. An americano seems to be the right choice when choosing a drink for Capricorns because of its traditional reliability. An americano is going to get the job done every time, just like the Capricorn that is drinking it.
Aquarius – Lavender Chai Latte
Aquarians, quite frankly, are weirdos. They don’t like to follow the status-quo, they believe in forging their own path. They were smart, creative, and revolutionary. If I had to pick an UMMA cafe drink that encompassed all there is that makes an aquarius, it would have to be the lavender chai latte. This newly discovered combo has become a secret menu classic and I don’t see it going anywhere.
Pisces – Cafe Con Miel
Pisces are dreamers. They are smart, emotional, and wise beyond their years. Sitting down with a delicious honey and cinnamon latte to ponder the wonders of life or reminisce about the adventures of one’s past is the ideal day for a Pisces. The familiar flavor combination of the cafe con miel is nostalgic and dreamy, something that Pisces are all too familiar with.