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College as told by Hocus Pocus

This article is written by a student writer from the Her Campus at U Conn chapter.

Getting ready for a big night

When I walk into the party like what’s up?

And I jump into the middle of the dance circle:

And then I see that cute guy checking me out

Who me?

What I think I look like when we start flirting

What I actually look like:

Until the party gets broken up by the cops.

Out until dawn with an eight AM the next day

Praying the day will bring a hurricane or tornado, but it’s actually gorgeous

So I have to go to all my classes

Where my teachers assign me three projects and two tests

So I organize a study date, but it just isn’t working out

So I go to my friends for moral support

And they decide a girl’s night out is perfect

Until some strangers start catcalling

And we end up with the resident gangsters

Just so not into that

We survived the day and are ready for another night