1. Paris Hilton
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I’m a huge fun of white dresses, but Paris’s attempt at pulling one off was nothing short of tacky. It looked like she put on an elongated ice skating uniform and was ready to take Sochi. Also, side note: why was she even at the Grammy’s?
2. Kaya Jones
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This Pussycat Doll looked more like a trashy Cat Woman in her risqué leather dress with slits in all the wrong places.
3. Paula Patton
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Her dress was so horrendous, that I couldn’t blur the lines from my head if I wanted to. Just because you’re Robin Thicke’s wife does not give you creative license to experiment with unflattering mock zebra stripes, Paula.
4. Kathy Griffin
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I wish Kathy could shed this dress like a real snake does its skin. Granted, I’d hope she was wearing something a little less try-hard underneath.
5. Pharrell
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No matter how much I love this beautiful, talented man, there is no excuse for a head accessory like the one he doted last night. Cue endless memes and twitter accounts that will be created just for this hat.