I know, I know. It’s another boring semester. We’re back at the Q again and started yet another dreary term. I’ll wait while you finish crying. Done? Okay good.. cause there are some plus sides to coming back to school, and some not so plus sides, but there are certainly tons of things we’ll be seeing, hearing about or reading on our Twitter feeds – so here are the top ten!
Barstool Blackout: Ahh, Barstool – where clothes go to die. JK. No one even wears clothes to Barstool, but once again your Instagram feed will be flooded with girls in neon bras and tights, and guys with pieces of crap drawn on their bodies (no, I’m not being sarcastic about the pieces of crap – they literally draw “stools” – ew.)
Toads in general: Whether you’re going to Barstool or not, Toads will be there for you every Saturday night anyways. Our froggy friend is waiting for you to show up in your mini-mini-skirts, and to leave your dignity at the door cause I guarantee you that you won’t find it the next morning!
Another snowstorm: Well thanks to Janus, we can really see this one happening again soon. Nemo take 2, anyone?! A week without school – don’t mind if I do! Until then, bundle up Bobcats, cause the temps and wind chill will be sure to get ya!
Valentine’s Day: Whether your single or taken, or “seeing someone” or he’s “just a friend”, V-Day is right around the corner and there’s plenty of romantic movies or bottles of vodka to go around – whichever floats your boat!
Getting a 4.0: I know – we say it every year.. but this year is your year, right?!!
SPB’s Spring Concert: Who’s it gonna be?!!! Is it B.o.B again? Will he crush me this time? Whoops – that happened.
Spring Break: Yes.. it’s nearing, so time to flock to the gym and get those bikini bodies ready!
Wearing shorts again: There ain’t no party like a quad tanning party – ah gotta love the influx of shorts and sandals once the weather hits 65. Start pre-tanning cause you definitely don’t wanna be that pasty chick on the quad. Lahey’ll be there too!
May Weekend: The weekend all students live for, and it’s not even in May. Plenty of day-drinking and house parties to go around, but it’s definitely worth the solid 24 hour hangover after.
Tons and tons of prospective students: They’ll be here touring, they’ll be here at admitted students day, and they’ll be here shadowing – May 1st is right around the corner, people! Happy second semester – may the 4.0’s be ever in your favor!