THE BASICS
Name: Kristy Offenback
Major: Professional Writing
Birthday: December 19
Hometown: Yardley, PA
How she spends her free time: Reading, writing, sitting outside, playing piano, watching House M.D. reruns
On-campus activities: Sleeping
Describe yourself in 3 words: scatter-brained, introvert, idealistic
LOVE LIFE
Relationship status? Single, not sure how to mingle
Celebrity Crush: Logan Lerman
What do you look for in a potential partner? Enthusiasm for life, strong values and sense of integrity, compassion and consideration for others
Describe your perfect date: Something fun and entertaining like exploring the nearest forest, bowling, laser tag, amusement park, carnival. Sitting down for a dinner or movie…not very exciting.
On a scale of 1-10 how important are looks when searching for a significant other? 5
I’d never date a guy who… wasn’t reliable. I need to know that I can trust what’s coming out of your mouth. If you say you’re going to do something, I need you to do it. If you say you’re going to be somewhere, you need to be there.
Any advice for the Berks gents? Stop playing games. Say what you mean, because some of us girls are stupid enough to believe every word you say.
MORE ABOUT HER
What’s something on your bucket list? Learn to ice skate, climb Eiffel tower, visit the city “Offenbach” in Germany, go to Switzerland and hike Swiss Alps
If you could do one thing without failing what would it be? Eradicate hate
Favorite song at the moment? Renegade by Paramore, Fake You Out by Twenty One Pilots
Favorite movie? The Breakfast Club, Donnie Darko, The Crow
You can have dinner with one person dead or alive who do you choose? Martin Luther King Jr
Describe yourself in a quote: “…I’m tired of pretending I’m not a total bitchin’ rock star from Mars. People can’t figure me out. They can’t process me. I don’t expect them to. You can’t process me with a normal brain.” – Charlie Sheen
Life motto: “Trust in the Lord with all your heart, do not depend on your own understanding. In all your ways remember him and he will make your path smooth and straight.” Proverbs 3:5-6
If you had one wish what would it be? For everyone to feel happy, accepted, and loved. To stop anyone from committing suicide ever again.
What do you plan on doing after graduation? Getting certified to be a middle school English teacher…hopefully finding a job
What is the meaning of life? To leave the world and the people in it better than how you found them