The semester may almost be over, but that doesn’t mean your interactions with people are. As can be expected, the people who haven’t spoken to you all year may now try to be your friends. And let’s not forget about the boys who have suddenly mustered the courage to approach you…
But wait. Do you really feel like talking?
Probably not, and you may not want to be rude…or do you? Check out these few rude and not-so-rude ways to avoid having to make conversation:
1. The “tell me more” look:
Level of rudeness: 9
It’s the end of the year, and you don’t care. Who can blame you? You have final papers, projects, and life to worry about. There’s no time left to deal with last minute people. While they’re talking, give them this infamous look. It’s sarcastic, and it means you really aren’t interested. Nod your head occasionally, give short answers, and they may just walk away.
2. The “Uh huh, mhm” look:
Level of rudeness: 7
Depending on the speed of the nod, this can go up even higher on the rude scale. It’s a subtle, yet obvious, indication that you’re not interested in speaking. They should get the hint.
3. The “there’s my friend” look:
Level of rudeness: 3
If you have a friend close by, then you’re in luck! As the person is speaking, look at your friend until they make eye contact with you. Once you guys lock eyes, then you have the green light to go to your friend. Don’t forget to thank them; they just saved you.
4. The “I’m bored” look:
Level of rudeness: 10
This is a classic look. It works 98% of the time. The other 2% are the encounters with extremely determined people. In those cases, take a chance a try dropping a line. (See below.)
5. The “stare you away” look:
Level of rudeness: 10
A friend told me she gave this look to a guy who approached her while she was out with her friends. She held the look, and it was a success. The guy walked right off. With this look, you have to make sure not to crack a smile because you will appear even crazier if you do. Make sure your thoughts are grim and a smile will be the last thing on your mind.
If none of these work, then you could always just brush off your shoulders.
Stay beautiful, collegiates!
This article was written with laughs in mind. Take it as seriously– or unseriously– as you want.