1. What do I wear? This shirt isn’t long enough to wear with leggings, it doesn’t cover my butt! Can I wear leggings without my butt covered? What if his mom thinks I look trashy?
2. Roommate! Where are you? I need wardrobe help PRONTO!
3. Pace pace pace. Why aren’t they here yet? Pace pace pace.
4. Do I hug them? Shake hands? I am so awkward.
5. Get lost on the way to the restaurant…great start to the evening.
6. Menu: venison, ox tail, quail? Wtf?
7. Waiting for food like…
8. Sit up straight. Is this too straight? Does it look like I’m trying too hard? I probably look like I have a stick up my butt.
9. Hour and a half later… Everyone gets their dinner but me and they awkwardly wait to eat until mine comes.
10. Umm, my butt did not reach JLo size by eating two-bite size portions…
11. The goodbye…
12. Boyfriend: “I know you’re starving, let’s get you some ice cream.”