It’s holidays like these make us realize that Tumblr truly gets us. After all, college relationships are complicated, and a piece of paper that says “Do you like me? Check ‘yes’ or ‘no'” will no longer suffice. Also, nothing’s more romantic than Comic Sans.
1. For the guy you’re always texting first:
Silly autocorrect!
2. For guy who’s moving your relationship too fast:
Things are getting way too Google Chrome for me.
3. For the guy you’re in a more “casual” relationship with:
Dump him immediately if he doesn’t understand this reference.
4. For the guy you’re kind of indecisive about:
After that, we are never getting back together…like, ever.
5. For the guy you’ve been having a hard time flirting with:
He should be able to comprehend this simple analogy.
6. For the guy who really needs to admit that he likes you already:
You’re giving me anxiety and I can’t even.
7. For the art major:
Hopefully he’ll appreciate this pun enough to forget about your pathetic lack of artistic ability.
8. For the music lover:
Nickelback’s a cool band, right?
9. For your hot chemistry TA:
On second thought, maybe you should try a subtler approach.
10. And finally, for your ex:
Just because he broke your heart into a million little pieces and deprived you of your ability to experience any kind of love or happiness doesn’t mean you still can’t send him a festive V-Day card!