If we were all single and asked to choose between pizza and a boyfriend chances are, we would all think very hard about our answer. After dwelling on this question myself, I decided that although boyfriends come with many privileges, there are some things pizza will always complete in us.
1. Pizza won’t mind if your hair is greasy. Pizza is greasy too, and you love it just the same.
2. You don’t need to make plans with pizza, pizza will be there for you no matter the time or the day.
3. If you are on your period, pizza will not make up an excuse to not see you, pizza will support you every step of the way.
4. Why choose “Netflix and chill” when you can simply go for “Netflix and pizza”? Your night will probably be much more satisfying.
5. Pizza won’t mind if it is just a one-night thing between you too. No need to get attached and mix up emotions.
6. Pizza won’t ask you awkward questions or say the wrong things. Pizza will just be there for you.
7. Pizza wants one thing and that is too see you be happy and not care about your diet, even if it is just for one night.
8. When one pizza disappears others will be lining up to take its spot. Sadly the same thing can’t be said about guys.
9. Pizza will never leave you and is completely devoted to you. No more worrying about other people getting involved and no more getting jealous over texts you weren’t supposed to read.
10. Pizza doesn’t care if you are gentle or a beast. Pizza will love you no matter how you handle it.
11. With pizza you are in charge: you get to set up the time and place for things and it will never put up a fight.
12. Pizza comes with an overall “satisfaction guaranteed” sign, you will never leave disappointed after an encounter with pizza.
13. Pizza doesn’t care about your past or your future, as long as it’s your current present.
14. Even if you stray toward other food groups, pizza knows that sooner or later you will be at its doorstep (probably at 2 a.m.).
15. Pizza comes to you, and you have to make little to no effort to make this meeting happen.
16. It doesn’t matter if pizza is thick or thin (or if you are thick or thin), you will love each other all the same.
17. Even if at a certain point in the day pizza is a bit colder than usual, you won’t take it personally and will know that it still cares for you no matter what.