In theory it sounds like a pretty sweet deal, but when the Christmas sweater your grandma knitted for you makes you look like you stuffed two watermelons under your clothes, then we have problems.
1. You have to wear a bra with everything.
Bras = boob jail.
2. Clothes must be chosen wisely.
Strapless dresses? Tight tops? Think again.
3. Exercising.
Not that I do this much, but when I do it involves multiple sports bras and me feeling very uncomfortable.
4. People questioning why you never show off your boobs.
That’s probably for the best.
5. You could never pass for a dude.
You know, just in case you wanted to pull a Viola Hastings and try out for the Illyria boys’ soccer team.
6. People think you’re promiscuous when wearing the most conservative things.
Only you could make a turtleneck look like shirt from hookers r’ us.
7. You hate saying your bra size.
You will never know.
8. People saying how lucky you are to have such big boobs.
You should be lucky to be alive because you won’t be for much longer.