Here’s a little taster of what you’ll discover in one of Prague’s most unique museums.
Godimeché from bones💪🏼
This old French dildo was created from bone or ivory (unlike the classic silicone). A picture of your partner would be popped in the frame to be lovingly adored at during masturbation. Naturally when lovers changed, photos could be exchanged. Don’t know about you – but getting off to an ex doesn’t really float my boat – so a very useful feature indeed.
Teddy bear meets sex toy🐻
Whilst glancing at all the mysterious items, I became confused as to why this cute childhood toy had been sexualised. I had in fact been deceived, this Teddy Bear is unusual with its vibrating penis. Fact of the day – the penis moves at a rapid speed of sixty beats per minute – impressive🍆
Sandals with wooden Olisbos👡
Looking for something new and hipster to wear to TP Wednesdays? Well these Japanese clogs could be the answer to all your prayers. These are used in ‘Kanamara Matsuri’ fertility ceremonies, which take place on the first Sunday in April. This tradition takes place during the Festival of the Penis, in which the Male organ is celebrated 🎉 All I can envisage is the rapid hike in Japanese births in January.
Lift spanking machine😍
Self-pleasure meets BDSM, what more could a girl desire? This strange (to say the least!) device was used to flog oneself- perhaps during a testing dry spell? Incase you are wondering how this operates, the right needle unhooks the safety pin which released a rod which then heavily pounds one’s ass. Your left hand then triggers the spring which recharged the device ready for more spanking sessions. Alternatively, a fly swatter from Poundland would do the trick.
Erotic bra👙
Fed up of wearing that bralette to every night out? This could be your trendy alternative. It may be lacking some crucial support that an over-the-shoulder-boulder-holder does provide. However its full-frontal nipple exposure does give it that extra sprinkle of spice.