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Keep Your Shirt on and I’ll Knock Your Socks Off

This article is written by a student writer from the Her Campus at Louisiana Tech chapter.

Keep Your Shirt on and I’ll Knock Your Socks Off

Right out of the gate, we’re taught

to roll with the punches; I’m prone

to cry wolf over spilled milk.

Life is a piece of cake I want to have it 

and eat it too and finally, feel full afterward.

Sounds like shooting fish in a barrel!

Ships passing in the night. Are we 

playing for keeps or possum?

Give a man a fish and he’ll go for broke,

just desserts for jumping the gun.

If I hit cloud nine and saw Heaven

would I keep my head in the clouds?

Shooting at a sitting duck doesn’t matter

if you’re kept in the dark about why 

you’re aiming. I can’t tell what’s worse: 

being under your nose or under your thumb: 

chopped liver or another fish. Searching 

for satisfaction like a needle in a haystack, 

no dice! If you break the ice and fall through

you’re never coming back up for air,

but that’s showbiz, baby!

I'm a Junior Creative Writing major and Editor in Cheif for the Her Campus chapter at Louisiana Tech University, who hopes to be a professional writer/editor one day! I love to joke around, but also talk about critical moments in my life and those that surround me to hopefully offer entertainment and guidance to my readers!
Kristen Bastin

Louisiana Tech '20

Technical Writing and Creative Writing student at Louisiana Tech.