1.You started Happy Hour way too early at Back Door
Apparently it was 5 o’ clock somewhere at 3 pm and you were taking that seriously. You’re in bed at 10:00.
2.Took advantage of free liquor night at Whisper
You really shouldn’t have done that last shotski.
3.Had drunk breakfast and actually thought it tasted okay
Soggy nachos, gross cheese, and meatballs, oh my!
4.Went to mug night at Chick N Bones with a Big Gulp
No one is judging you, but I don’t recommend downing more than two of those.
5. Found yourself dancing on the bar at Phi Sig
6.Had way too many $1 Trashcans at Fat Daddy’s
Sweet, your fake actually worked and who doesn’t love cheap booze!
7.You attempted to use your awful fake at Joe Mama’s
Who convinced you that was a good idea? Oh yeah, the $1 Trashcans.
8. Your best friend is holding your hair back on Bent Wednesday
Most of us our guilty, just go home.
9. Morgantown’s hot dog man knows you by name
I can’t blame you, nothing like a hot dog when you’re drunk.
10. Crying over the guy who brought another girl to the bar
It’s okay, you have the one thing available to ease your pain…liquor!
11. That desperate guy buying you drinks all night is beginning to look attractive
Go home now!
12. Waking up next to the desperate guy buying you drinks at the bar
I warned you to go home, just not with him!
13. Screaming “Let’s Go Mountaineers!” down High street
This is not a football game, you should probably call it a night.
14. Triple texting the guy you like because he didn’t respond quick enough
“Come to Whisper.” “Where are you?” “Hi!”
15. Eating too many cheese balls at Munchies
Hashtag guilty as charged.
16. Walking barefoot because you’re completely over wearing heels
Don’t do it ladies! Who knows what you’ll pick up off the ground.
17. Going to class with X’s still on your hand
You tried to wash them off, but they only managed to slightly fade. Here’s a tip: a dry paper towel and a little soap will work almost every time!
18. Going to Casa and stuffing your face with 3 pieces of pizza
You not only ate your 2 pieces but then ate your friend’s extra piece and everyone’s leftover crust.
19. The infamous Walk of Shame
Unfortunately, he lives all the way across campus and you’re in last night’s dress and heels. It will be far less painful if you leave before 8:00.
20. Waking up with a full Jimmy John’s sub you never got the chance to eat
You waited anxiously for the delivery man, but passed out before you could even take a bite.
21. Realizing you spent $100+ on your bar tab last night
Why is your card declining? Yeah, you bought everyone shots last night.
22. You finally filled out your Taco Truck punch card
The good news is, you get a free taco! The bad news is, you had to eat ten tacos before this moment.
23. Seeing heinous pictures on your phone you don’t remember taking
You don’t even know the random guy you literally had a photo shoot with.
24. Waking up with random cuts and bruises you don’t know where they came from
25. You are so drunk, you actually wait in the line for Cellar on Thursday
95% of the time, it isn’t worth it.