This article is written by a student writer from the Her Campus at WM chapter.
Not every safety announcement we get on campus is a good one. Sometimes there are actual incidences of crime and/or tragedy. But today, like many other days, lets have a laugh at this. Let’s just laugh and be glad that this qualifies as front page news here in Thrilliamsburg. And let’s be thankful we live somewhere as safe and relatively quiet, apart from the occasional stapler firing off into bulletin boards, piercing the moist Williamsburg air.