They are the little yellow faces and random little icons that have revolutionized the way we communicate over text. They are there with undying support when words are just not enough. They portray your feelings when you just don’t know any other way how. Yes, they are emojis. We all have our favorite little guy. Here is what your favorite one says about you. You’re the epitome of “b*@ch, please.” You’re one sassy person and you don’t care who knows it. You say over-the-top comments all the time and don’t care about the haters. You’re like Honey Boo Boo of the future. Calm, cool and collected basically describes your life. You have no worries, you go with the flow and “chill” for a living. People think you’re cool and the things you say are always funny. You don’t always have a lot to say, but when you do you’re the life of the party. You troublemaker, you. You’re always causing mischief and probably do and say things you aren’t suppose to, but you always speak your mind. You may also have a bashful side and get uncomfortable easily when someone says something a little raunchy. You closed your eyes during 50 Shades of Grey. You think you’re hot shit. You own all your faults, strengths and embarrassing moments and you crave to be the center of attention. Someone took an embarrassing video of you when you were out? Post a selfie on Instagram? Channel your inner Nicki Minaj when you’re dancing at a party? Yup, you own it all with the confidence of Beyoncè. You’re a lover not a fighter. You love all Taylor Swift songs and cute lil’ puppies and you’re probably always trying to resolve people’s problems. You’re the go-to friend for advice and wise words. And you probably love pizza too.
You’re #notimpressed. With all things in life. You’re like Kanye, not smiling makes you smile. And you probably have resting bitch face. That is all. You keep it “one hunna” 100% percent of the time. You’ve got the moves like Jagger, you’ve got the swag like Drake, and haters are probably your motivators. “Wasn’t Me” by Shaggy is your life. Spill your drink all over a hot guy? Spill your roomies secret? Say something a little out of bounds? Wasn’t you. Deny deny deny. You’re hilarious. You’re the class clown and always have people rofl-ing/lol-ing/lmao-ing. You can cheer even the saddest person up and maybe even make Kanye smile. You’re probably an alien and you should probably re-evaluate your life.
#THANKFUL and #BLESSED for these little emojis. I don’t know where I’d be without you.