The confusion, the chaos, the classic freshman—We all remember the days, or are currently in the daze, of being unsure of anything and everything. From directions to partying, the class of 2018 is slowly but surely learning how to turn their Bucky swag on. Through this bewilderment, freshmen tend to utter nonsense almost constantly. We love you freshmen and the sh*t you say.
1. “Can you hit 3 for me, please?”
Don’t be that guy. You can walk.
2. “Are you in a frat?”
Nahhh
But probably.
3. “Wanna meet at Gordos in 5?”
Is that a question? Quesadillas, Omelets, and Waffles Oh My!
4.“Let’s go take a picture out in the hallway!!!”
What you think you look like…
What you actually look like.
5. “Are you doing Humo?” “Wait… what’s Humo?”
Looks a little something like this.
6. “I think I already gained the freshmen 15.”
Ugh, I guess…
But who really cares.
7. “I heard SAE (pronounced say) is having a banger tonight!”
Girl, I got the deets!
8. “I’ll buy your game ticket for $70! On Wisconsin!”
SOLD.
9. “Nutri Sci is easy, right?”
It’s not. They lied to you.
10. “Wait you’re going out on a Tuesday night?”
You’re damn right!
11. “Have you seen my Bookstore lanyard? It has my whole life on it!”
It’s for your own good. Invest in this now: http://www.katespade.com/scallop-pocket-iphone-5-case/.
12. “Where can I get a fake ID?”
You’re not foolin’ anyone, McLovin’.
13. “Why are you crying?” “My mom just sent me a picture of my dog.”
Seriously, that isn’t a joke.
14. “Did you see that Yik Yak about me?”
Stop trying to make Yik Yak happen, it’s never going to happen.
15. “Look what I got at Flamingo Run!”
Why would you go to Mingo Run and not get pizza rolls, though?
16. “I just took my 17th shot! I counted. It had to be 17.”
1. No you didn’t 2. You’d be dead 3. You should go to detox anyway
17. “What’s an A-bar?”
We do too.
18. “Let’s go do our Psychology 202 homework at Helen C. White!!”
We know you didn’t actually come to study at College* library.
19. “Wanna go work out at Red Gym?”
Maybe give the Serf a whirl!
20. “Wait I never say any of that!”
Yes you do, ya bish.