Celebrities are people too, right? Here’s a definitive ranking of which Hollywood stars would have gotten senior superlatives.
Most Likely to Succeed: Emma Watson
From Hogwarts to Brown University to her speech at the UN, Emma Watson’s brilliance is unattainable.
Class Clown: Jonah Hill
If 22 Jump Street isn’t enough of an indication, imagine Jonah Hill as an actual high school student.
Most Likely to Become a Comedian: Tina Fey
Even from her early days on Saturday Night Live, Tina Fey has possessed the inherent ability to make people laugh.
Worst Case of “Senioritis”: Adam Sandler
Think Adam Sandler in Billy Madison, but as a senior in high school.
Most Likely to Have a Talk Show: Jimmy Fallon
In High school, Jimmy Fallon definitely hosted the morning announcements every morning.
Best Smile: Blake Lively
From Sisterhood of the Traveling Pants to Gossip Girl, Blake’s smile lights up the screen. Ryan Reynolds is a lucky guy.
Most likely to be the First Female President: Kerry Washington
Kerry Washington might as well be Olivia Pope (from hit TV drama Scandal), and the world would be a better place if Olivia really was President. Move over Fitz!
Best to bring home to Mom and Dad: Joseph Gordon-Levitt and Emma Stone
We would be over the moon to bring Joseph Gordon-Levitt or Emma Stone home to our parents…who wouldn’t love them?
Biggest Drama Queen/King: Kim Kardashian and Leonardo DiCaprio
Kim and Leo sum up the term “drama queen” and started and spread every single piece of gossip.
Best Hair: Jennifer Aniston
I’m pretty sure most people have gone to their hairdresser and asked for the “Rachel” haircut. If you haven’t done so, you’re probably lying.
Fashionista: Sarah Jessica Parker
SJP circa Sex in the City. That is all.
What was your senior superlative? Mine was most changed since freshman year. Not sure if that’s a complement or an insult…