Girls are gross. I’m a girl and I’ll admit it, we aren’t as clean and collected as we come off to be. Although we still consider our hygiene to be superior to men’s, we aren’t much better. We are human and humans aren’t perfect. Here are some embarrassingly weird and gross things that girls partake in, sometimes proudly, and other times a little guiltily.
We stay in our towels wayyy too long after we shower
Being naked doesn’t stop us from sitting on the couch while scrolling through our phone
Sometimes when we eat, food falls in crazy places
I don’t know how or why it happens but it does. The other day I found a pizza roll in my purse.
We have the amazing ability to look either fabulously beautiful or horribly disfigured in Snapchats
Although you run the risk of getting screenshotted, it’s still a gift.
Explaining in great detail to our friends the progress of our periods
When it comes to period details, we don’t hold back. We own that.
We get weird when we are alone
Being alone gives us free range to release our inner gross. Dry shaving our legs on the couch? Not a problem. Clipping our toenails and not throwing them away? No one will know.
We hate wearing bras and if we can, we will avoid wearing them
Why be uncomfortable and sad when you can be comfortable and happy?
We would do anything for our friends, even if it’s totally gross
Sure I will itch your boob while your driving. Of course, I will check to see if you have a booger. It’s all, good we’d do anything for our friends…well almost.
When we go #2 in public and we want our friend to know because we are kind of proud
It is an undeniably successful feeling.
Even though we women have some odd tendencies, we are still queens and we will stand by that until the end.