It is common knowledge that Utahns are simply good looking all-around. Compared to our rivals down south, Utes in particular have a more diverse quality that sets us apart in the looks department. Our co-eds are def the fairest and each one is a shining star.
1. I’m pretty sure our campus would be voted #1 for “Steepest Hills to Climb.” Talk about the perfect workout for your glutes.
I wonder which one of our student body starred in a Simpson’s episode?
2. People here are just plain nice. Nothing makes you shine like a good heart!
Good thing Utes are nice AND cool…
3. The Student Life Center— the place kind of motivates you to workout. So does that cute guy (or girl) in your English class who happens to go to the gym the same time you do.
I bet he’s a Ute. And if he’s not, he looks just like one.
4. We are way up there for Engineering Schools. Intelligence is the sexiest.
Beautiful + brilliant + best at football. (I’m not giving up hope.)
5. Thank God for mountains that draw in the long-haired, long-bearded snowboarding dudes. They’re a lot like the surfers minus sand in their toes.
“Thanks, man” -Bearded snowboarder dude
6. My hair may be dead, but my skin has never looked better. The dry climate seems to have a nice effect on most people’s complexion here.
^Utes ain’t got time for that.
7. Southern Californians may be tan all year long, but over the summer Utah takes the cake. It has something to do with being at a higher elevation.
You see, luckily the winter gives our skin a break.
8. Beautiful dancers grace the halls, seeing as the U has one of the best ballet programs.
Spongebob and Patrick could very well have learned their skills at the U.
9. Total Beauty ranked Salt Lake City as number 5 in America’s 11 Best Looking Cities. So there’s some solid proof.
Nuff said.
10. Finally, Utes bleed RED! And honestly bleeding any other color (like blue or something idk) is just plain weird.
We wear a lot of red, too.