It’s finally Spring Break!!! I know you’re ready to leave school and blow off some steam. But before you go crazy and do something you’ll regret read these tips on what not to do while your common sense is on vacation.
Don’t get majorly sunburnt
I know what you’re thinking, you’re pasty. You’re so white you’re almost transparent. All you want to do is lay out in the sun all day, well DON’T! Cause the next thing you know you’re as red as a tomato and as burnt as a piece of toast. You don’t have to bake in the sun all day to get a golden glow. Lather on some sunscreen and tan for about 2-3 hours. Trust me that’s all the time you’ll need.
Don’t over share on facebook, twitter or instagram
No one cares how many tequila shots your taking with that gorgeous hunk of man you met five minutes ago. Keep the posts, tweets, and pics to a minimum.
Don’t go all girls gone wild
You’re drunk, you’re having fun, you’re feeling free and then, you get this urge. The urge to lose all of your inhibitions and whip your top off. STOP! Let me be your voice of reason. You are not on girls gone wild and you will get arrested for public indecency. Plus your “girls” will probably get broadcasted all over the internet. Spare yourself the humiliation and keep your top on in public.
Don’t get arrested
You’re going to feel invincible because of all the liquid courage you’re drinking, so you will probably make some bad decisions. Which is understandable but there’s no need to push your luck. You are not on Sping Breakers; you will not get away with robbing a diner. So save yourself the trouble.
Don’t go to mexico
There is said to be a major increase in drug cartel violence in northern mexican border cities. The Chief of tourism in Mexico claims that the situation is being blown out of proportion. But, just to be safe, try not to travel south of the border.