No matter where you go to school or where you go out, you are destined to run into some of these people. Going out is fun and all, but when these kinds of people are around, you’re sure to have an interesting night.
1. The hot guy. With a girlfriend.
You always want what you can’t have.
2. The younger sibling who is visiting.
There’s a chance that they’ve never drank before, which is what you’re there for.
3. The sketchy Uber driver.
No, sir, we are not going to meet up later.
4. The girl that you bond with in the bathroom.
*cue the people knocking at you to get out of the bathroom although you have no intentions of ending this deep conversation about life*
5. The guy that repeatedly buys you and your friends drinks.
Shoutout to this guy. My bank account and I love you.
6. The annoying girl that keeps falling on you.
Please, get off of me.
7. The DD.
Thanks for being you.
8. The person who sells you your late-night meal.
Love you cause I’m hungry. Hate you because I haven’t seen the gym once this semester and I do not deserve this calzone.
9. The person that dances the ENTIRE night.
How do you have this much energy?
And the best part is, you’ll probably never meet any of these people ever again. Until next weekend…