This article is written by a student writer from the Her Campus at U Vic chapter.
Valentine’s Day is coming around the corner, and that means bringing out all the romantic puns! If you want to make your friends, loved ones or that cutie you’ve been eyeing groan (with laughter, hopefully), then these cute puns (some inspired by my creative friends) will do the trick!
You’re one of a melon.
I love you a LATTE.
Are you from Tennessee? Because you’re the only TEN I SEE.
I would take you out like the trash.
You got a pizza my heart.
Is your name Wifi? Because I’m feeling a connection.
If you were a Transformer, you’d be Optimus FINE.
Are you a kleptomaniac? Because you just stole my heart.
I got my ion you.
We make a nice pear!
I don’t want to sound cheesy, but we go really gouda together.
I find you very a-peeling—let’s never split!
You are the centre of my universe.
Let’s give them something to taco ’bout!
I’m en-raptor-ed by you!