Name: Malcolm Hayes
Hometown: Atlanta, Georgia
Relationship Status: Single
Sign: Taurus
Twitter: @MHaze67
Major: Theatre
Favorite thing about UMaine: The Tinder game is fire
How are you involved on campus? Humans vs Zombies
Favorite place to eat in Orono: Harvest Moon
Campus posse (name some friends): Mark “Leddy” Hamilton, Nolan “Nolzie” Vesey, Liam Baycareo, Sean Ro-mayo, Sweet Ceddy
Best place to meet people at UMaine: Good ole ‘illtop
Why did you choose UMaine: Isn’t it obvious? The girls…
Best Professor: Couldn’t tell ya
Best class: There’s only one subject, it’s basketball
Worst Class: Math 115
How do you like to spend your weekends here? Burying my head in books and doing my homework.
Miscellaneous
What is on your iPod’s top rated? Candy Shop by 50 Cent
Boxers or Briefs: Boxers.
An embarrassing confession: I p****d the bed in 11th grade.
Guilty pleasure: Cake batter ice cream.
Ski or Snowboard: Snowboard
Salty or Sweet: Sweet.
Cats or dogs: dogs
Dream job: Rapper. My mixtape link is in my Twitter bio.
Biggest Pet Peeve: People who chew with their mouths open.
Favorite charity: Sturdy Wings
Three words to describe yourself: Funny, swaggy, turnt-up
Favorites
Favorite song to dance to at a party: Bricks by Migos
Favorite food: Popeye’s bucket of extra crispy
Favorite Beer: O’Douls (I’m underage)
Favorite App (game or otherwise): Instagram
Pick up line: The word of the day is “legs.” How about we get out of here and spread the word?
The Nitty Gritty
Craziest place you’ve ever had sex: I’m a virgin
How do you let someone know you’re interested: Like and poke on Facebook
What do you for in a significant other: How they dress
Deal-breaker: Smokers
Celebrity girl crush: Ariana Grande
Celebrity man crush: PeeWee Herman