Basic Facts
Name: Jared Wallace Lyons, the First
Hometown: Medway, Maine
Relationship Status: Single
Sign: Libra, the Scales
Twitter? Real_Lyon_Kyng
Campus Life
Major: Kinesiology and Physical Education
Favorite thing about UMaine: The people
How are you involved on campus: Employee at the Rec Center
Favorite place to eat in Orono: Verve, but runner up is Buff Chick Pizza, no cheese, from OHOP
Campus posse (name some friends): The SQUAD
Best place to meet people at UMaine: The third floor of Fogler.
Why did you choose UMaine: $$$
Best Professor: Either Dr. B or Doc
Best Class: KPE 270
Worst Class: Bio 100
How do you like to spend your weekends here: Reading mystery novels next to the fireplace
Miscellaneous
What is on your ipod’s top rated: Comfortably Numb by Pink Floyd
Boxers or Briefs: I plead the fifth
An embarrassing confession: My mom can beat me up
Guilty Pleasure: I love Mike’s Hard Lemonade
Ski or Snowboard: Cross-Country Skiing
Salty or Sweet: Sweet
Cats or Dogs: DOGS OMG
Dream job: Space Pirate
Biggest Pet Peeve: People who text you and then when you text back and they take like an hour to respond. Ridiculous.
Favorite Charity: The Jimmy Fund
Three words to describe yourself: Elegant, Ridiculous, Plurnt.
Favorites
Favorite song to dance to at a party: Trap Queen, obviously.
Favorite food: Kobe Lobster, that is lobster fed with Kobe beef.
Favorite Beer: Natty Lite.
Favorite App (game or otherwise): IMDb.
Pick up line: “Hey gurl watchu doin??”
The Nitty Gritty
Craziest place you’ve ever had sex: Australia
How do you let someone know you’re interested in them: I give her the “look” (head slightly rotated to the left, dipped even more slightly, smirk, eyebrows raised like I want to know what the Rock is cooking, one eye squinted while the other stares hopelessly in love).
What do you look for in a significant other: She gotta be a HIMYM fan.
Deal-breaker: Smoking… ew
Celebrity Girl Crush: Samantha Hoopes
Celebrity Man Crush: Brad Pitt