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5 Things That Lasted Longer Than Brock Turner in Jail

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This article is written by a student writer from the Her Campus at U Maine chapter.

PSA: Brock Turner is out of jail after serving only three months of his six month sentence for raping an unconscious girl behind a dumpster at Stanford University.  

Quick refresher: Brock Turner was charged with three counts of felony sexual assault in California. Because of his status as a high profile student athlete at Stanford, the judge gave him an exceedingly lenient sentence. After only three months served in jail, Turner is out on the streets again. So, in honor of his release here are just a few things that lasted longer than Turner’s sentence:

Deflate Gate

             Tom dragged that out as long as possible.

Kim Kardashian and Kris Humphries’ Relationship

11 months of pure publicity, and endless mockery for us, complete with a 72 day marriage.

Lindsay Lohan’s Stint in Rehab in 2007

            And obviously she’s been on the straight and narrow ever since….

Donald Trump’s Campaign

            Still waiting for the joke to be over.           

Our Hangovers from the first Dollar Wells of the year

            Okay maybe not actually… but I’m still feeling it at times and I know you will remember that hangover for the rest of the semester.  

           

           

 

 

 

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Calen Cartlidge

U Maine '18

Calen is a fourth year Mass Communications major with a Marketing minor and a Psychology minor at the University of Maine. She is a sister of Alpha Phi and enjoys hiking at home in the Rocky Mountains, traveling, reading, and spending time with family and friends.
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Chloe Dyer

U Maine

Chloe is a fourth-year Mass Communication major at the University of Maine. She is the Editor-in-Chief/Campus Correspondent of Her Campus UMaine. She is also contributing editor for Odyssey UMaine. Check out her blog at https://cdyer.bangordailynews.com/. She is passionate about writing, and in her free time enjoys reading, traveling and blogging.