The guy who takes one philosophy class and thinks he’s Plato
The guy who treats partying like it’s the most important thing in life
The guy who doesn’t have a ton of ambition
The guy who can’t dance but does it anyway
The guy who you’re not sure how he made it into college
The guy who is about as awkward as it gets
The guy who butts into everyone else’s conversations
The guy who is very forward
The guy who is in a perpetual state of high
The guy who is always using some sort of weird slang
The guy who surprises you with his cooking abilities
The guy who plays video games in his room most of the time
The guy who lives to go out every weekend
The guy who never cleans up after himself
The guy who sleeps all the time
The guy who lives the frat boy lifestyle
The guy who is just plain weird
The guy who secretly (or maybe not so secretly) loves show tunes
The guy who, for lack of a better term, is a total tool
The guy who is super lazy
The guy who cares about his wardrobe more than anything else
The guy who makes everything sexual
The guy who takes working out very seriously
The guy who is way more sarcastic than even you
The guy who eats all the time
The guy who cares only about himself
The guy who is not very cultured or sophisticated
The guy who pranks everyone he knows
The guy who is addicted to his phone/laptop/TV/gaming system
The guy who is always shirtless for no apparent reason
The guy who will make meeting all the other guys seem unimportant