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The Guys You Meet in College as Told by “New Girl”

This article is written by a student writer from the Her Campus at U Iowa chapter.

The guy who takes one philosophy class and thinks he’s Plato

The guy who treats partying like it’s the most important thing in life

The guy who doesn’t have a ton of ambition

The guy who can’t dance but does it anyway

The guy who you’re not sure how he made it into college

The guy who is about as awkward as it gets

The guy who butts into everyone else’s conversations

The guy who is very forward

The guy who is in a perpetual state of high

The guy who is always using some sort of weird slang

The guy who surprises you with his cooking abilities

The guy who plays video games in his room most of the time

The guy who lives to go out every weekend

The guy who never cleans up after himself

The guy who sleeps all the time

The guy who lives the frat boy lifestyle

The guy who is just plain weird

The guy who secretly (or maybe not so secretly) loves show tunes

The guy who, for lack of a better term, is a total tool

The guy who is super lazy

The guy who cares about his wardrobe more than anything else

The guy who makes everything sexual

The guy who takes working out very seriously

The guy who is way more sarcastic than even you

The guy who eats all the time

The guy who cares only about himself

The guy who is not very cultured or sophisticated

The guy who pranks everyone he knows

The guy who is addicted to his phone/laptop/TV/gaming system

The guy who is always shirtless for no apparent reason

The guy who will make meeting all the other guys seem unimportant

Paige Netzel is a senior at the University of Iowa, studying English and Creative Writing with a Cinema minor. Coffee, creating playlists, and gratitude are essential to keeping her going. Check her out on Twitter for some hecka funny tweets or on Spotify for those dope playlists.
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