This article is written by a student writer from the Her Campus at U Conn chapter.
In honor of February 9 being National Pizza Day, here are 18 reasons why pizza will always reign superior to boys.
1. Pizza won’t forget to text you back.
2. Pizza will always be there for you.
3. You can have pizza all to yourself.
4. You never have to question if pizza is “the one.”
5. Pizza does not judge.
6. With pizza, there are no surprises or games.
7. Pizza certainly is hot, always smells good, and satisfies you every time.
8. You never have to question where you stand with pizza.
9. Pizza is very versatile, and looks good with anything on it.
10. Pizza isn’t afraid of commitment.
11. You don’t have to do your hair or makeup to eat pizza.
12. Pizza doesn’t have read receipts.
13. Pizza doesn’t talk back.
14. Cheese will never cheat on you.
15. Pizza will never try and use cheesy pickup lines on you…it’s just cheesy.
16. You can put pizza away in the fridge when you don’t want anymore of it.
17. Pizza won’t marry someone else and then move to Bulgaria.
18. You can build your perfect pizza, but if you try to build your perfect man you’re being “pushy.”