10 Emotional Breakdowns of Mardi Gras
Mardi Gras is a wonderful time in a Tulanian’s life where we get out of class, into the middle of someone’s street, and basically get to pretend like real life doesn’t exist for 5-6 days. However, along with the highs, there will be some lows. And those lows will be extreme, caused by sugar crashes and the extremely emotional trigger of being the ONLY ONE to NOT CATCH A CUP AT ORPHEUS and you LITERALLY get excluded from EVERYTHING. FRIENDS SUCK! Tread carefully my friends, and look out for these emotional breakdowns in your fellow “pardiers.”
1. Denial
2. Anger
3. Heartbreak
4. I DON’T HAVE AN OUTFIT TO WEAR FOR TODAY WHAT THE F*** DID YOU DO WITH MY SPARKLY PANTS??!??!
5. Starting a fight
6. Extreme Fatigue
7. Sugar Crash
8. Depression
9. Everything. All at once.
10. Ready.