As someone who does not get to kiss their significant other every day, (shoutout to LDRs and Andrew if you’re reading this) I often glare at couples holding hands and kissing around campus. My pettiness got me thinking- if I could kiss bae everyday, where would I do it? And then I decided to compile a list of places people could make out, and then I ranked them from worst to best because YOLO. Here’s seven spots to make out at Temple, ranked from worst to best:
7. Your dorm room (with your roommate)
I am constantly freaked out by how often I hear stories from people who have roommates that bring a ~love interest~ back to their room and hook-up with them while their roommate is asleep/looks asleep. I’m all for passion, but making out while someone is 30 feet is straight up awkward and borderline disrespectful.
6. Morgan Dining Hall
Personally, I like to keep my PDA pretty PG, but some people are into making out in public and I don’t judge. However, making out in a place that exists solely for people to eat is probably not the best idea. Everyone trying to eat in peace does not want to see you and bae eating each others faces.
5. Founders Garden
While this is also a public place, it’s far less populated and way more secluded. It’s also really pretty in the fall in the summer and, dare I say, a lil ~romantic~ if you can ignore/forget that there are people buried there. Sorry for just reminding you.
4. The Paley Stacks
Anyone who says they’ve never day dreamed about getting it on between the stacks in a library is a liar. While technically a public place, the books surrounding and the chance of getting caught make it all the more badass and hot.
3. An empty classroom
Making it out in an empty classroom gives you the same, if not more, feeling of being a badass that the library does with the added bonus of being way more private. Plus, the odds that you pick a classroom that one of your professors teaches in is pretty slim. Probably.
2. An empty elevator
Making out in an elevator, while not as badass, is way more fun. You have a lot more space, you still feel kinda badass, and the ding warning you of the door opening gives you more than enough time to stop sucking face before someone walks in on you.
1. Your dorm room (without your roommate)
You can’t beat making out on a bed. It’s comfortable, it’s private, and most importantly it’s fun. Just remember to lock the door.
There you have it. Now you have seven different places to make out all around campus when you want to spice things up. Just remember to watch out for librarians and angry people who are just trying to sit outside and enjoy the nice weather while it lasts. Happy smooching owls!