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You Know You Go to Stetson If…

This article is written by a student writer from the Her Campus at Stetson chapter.

You know you got to Stetson if…

  1. You wear green on Fridays
  2. Sorority midnight philanthropy events becomes the norm after the bars
  3. Your dorm room is haunted
  4. You attended the first football game is 57 years!
  5. You can get a burrito bowl every night for dinner
  6. You can call the bars your home away from home
  7. You can find cute service puppies all over campus
  8. Your dinning hall looks like your high school cafeteria 
  9. Your professors call you when you miss class
  10. You get packed in a room with 20 other people in a frat when public safety comes
  11. You can’t go a minute without running into someone you  know
  12. You see Greek letters everywhere
  13. Leggings are an everyday thing
  14. You see people with cat ears
  15. You have to get out of the way of long boarders
  16. You can outrun public safety 
  17. You consider it a good night if you end up at Issues
  18. You’re on a first name basis with bartenders
  19. You’re heinously sweaty when you go to the bars… All thanks to the frats
  20. The gym is more of a social gathering
  21. Your tuition goes to landscaping
  22. Everyone hooks up with the same people
  23. You see sorority girls attacking before rush
  24. You get offended when you get carded
  25. You can never get work done in the library 
  26. You get frustrated that it takes more than ten minutres to walk somewhere
  27. You leave the frat houses smelling like beer and sweat
  28. You can only use one meal per dining period 
  29. All the good looking guys are gay
  30. You get arrested for peeing behind Brickhouse
  31. You can’t get good wifi connection anywhere
  32. Karma is the biggest club around
  33. You see people that look like Little Bo Peep
  34. There’s no elevators anywhere
  35. Running into your professors is inevitable  
  36. All the sororities get spirit jerseys at the same time
  37. You get anxiety going to Brickhouse because there’s so many people
  38. There’s a problem with missing composites
  39. Sig Ep sits at the same lunch table every day
  40. You read HerCampus every week!