Name: John Kellam Witherington II, Duke of Lacrosse Team
Hometown: NYC
Age: 20
Major(s): Marketing, Arts Entrepreneurship
Single or taken: Claimed
Qualities you look for in a girl: I like someone who doesn’t take herself too seriously and who takes her trailer-park trashy.
Hobbies: I enjoy a nice piña colada, and getting caught in the rain. Also music.
Favorite restaurant: Javier’s
Best place to take a date: Dallas gun range
Favorite SMU memory: SMU ice house… RIP
Guilty pleasure: Little spoon
Celebrity crush: Scarlett Johansson
Secret talent: Instantaneous facial hair
Favorite holiday: An SMU snow day
Best late night food: Bagel bites, plain tortillas, and frosted mini wheats
Spring break plans: Destin, FL, with my loosely affiliated group of friends… to enjoy a nice book on the beach of course.