This article is written by a student writer from the Her Campus at SFA chapter.
- “Not tryna be your daddy or your dad. Just tryna be mentally stable.”
- “My ideal first date usually ends with you leaving my place regretting this ever happened.”
- “Just need a boy to like my pictures and call me pretty. No further contact. If you try to flirt I will report you.”
- “I’m a Gemini.”
- “I don’t understand what this “vine” is that everybody’s talking about.”
- “Biggest Logan Paul fan.”
- *says age is 21* “Currently a sophomore in high school. I like older girls.”
- “My ideal Friday night consists of crafting with cat hair.”
- “Swipe in the direction of your political beliefs ;) if we match you can ride this Trump train.” (Yes. This is actually a real one. Gotta love SFA boys.)
- “My mom made this account for me.”
- “Puppies just aren’t that cute.”
- “Please like and subscribe, use my discount code “swipe right” to get a whole bunch of disappointment.”
- “6”, 1’ Those are two different measurements.” (all credit goes to my man Neil Hilborn for that one)
- “Me and Subway have the same definition of “foot long.” We both lie and say we have it.”
- “I don’t message first.”
- “My mom really wants a grandchild.”
- “Am I the tinder version of the craigslist killer? Swipe right and find out.”
- “Lactose intolerant, but addicted to cheese. It’s a messy situation.”
- “Me and my mom are looking for a roommate.”
- “Swipe right to get your round-trip ticket to pound town and then back to your place where I’ll never attempt to contact you ever again. But I’ll still like all your Instagram photos.”