1. Everything that was Liz??? What? Why? (Ratings.)
2. When Alexis couldn’t figure out the difference between a dolphin and a shark, as an adult human being
3. Corinne taking her top off and smashing her boobs against a guy she met one day before in front of 20 other jealous girls watching (“reality” TV, they say)
4. Nick kissing Vanessa AFTER SHE HAD BEEN THROWING UP FOR AN HOUR (WHY.)
5. When Nick’s mom roasted him in public about being rejected by 2 women and he started crying at lunch (he’s 36)
6. Jasmine, the professional NBA dancer, losing the dancing competition date (had to include this out of pure confusion and defiance of logic)
7. Raven talking about another woman’s ~private area~ on her one-on-one with Nick (honestly didn’t know you could do that on ABC)
8. Raven low key bragging about physically assaulting her ex bf and side hoe with her heel on her on-on-one with Nick (aren’t there, like, laws against this???)
9. How Raven didn’t have an orgasm with her boyfriend of two years but somehow miraculously has it in one night with Nick ??? (and i don’t even know how to address mind-blowingly cringeworthy montage of her skipping and grinning around Finland that followed #vom #city)
10. Corinne comparing herself to Michael Jordan and Abraham Lincoln…because…you know…they took naps too. She thinks.
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