1. People Constantly Asking You to Repeat Your Name
What? What did you say? How do you say it?
Please just listen to me say it, we can sound it out together.
2. Why Did your Parents Pick That Name?
People who actually say this should just evaporate.
3. Your Name Is Never Spelled Correctly At Starbucks
It’s only a big deal if you’re basic like me. On the plus side, this leaves you with great Snapchat material.
4. When You Get Introduced to New People, and They Just Smile and Nod When They Hear Your Name
It’s so obvious when people do not know what your name is. “Hey you” can only get you so far. Please do better.
5. Never Finding Your Name on a Souvenir
This one is quite sad. All you want is a little keepsake with your name on it, and it is nowhere to be found. I have a better chance of finding a four-leaf clover.
6. Having to Correct Teachers Every Year
“I’m sorry if I butcher your name.” Well here it goes…I already know it’s coming after the long pause.
HCXO,
Zerin