Meet this week’s campus cutie, Zach Conn! He’s a junior who spends his weekends at 10 Below and strives to replace Hugh Heffner. Line up ladies, he’s single!
Full name: Zachary Taylor Conn
Year at Mizzou: “Junior”
Hometown: Chi Town
Major: English and love-making
Campus involvement: Funding all the bars of Columbia.
Relationship status: Single like a Pringle
Favorite Mizzou memory: April 20 at Phi Delt. Shit got weird.
Most embarrassing moment: Drunk rock climbing… Didn’t end well.
First item on bucket list: Go to 10 Below and not black out.
Celebrity crush: That girl that played Precious… she can get it.
Favorite fictional character: Kim Kardashian
Ideal date: I’d have to say April 25 because it’s not too hot and not too cold.
Turn ons: Sassiness and Bagel Bites.
Turn offs: Stinky… feet
One thing you wish to accomplish this year: Not going broke.
Where you see yourself 10 years from now? Taking over for Hugh Heffner. Someone’s got to do it, why not me?