The date parties and formals will feel like they never end.
Not only do you date him, but also his entire pledge class.
You will most likely get a nickname. You will most likely hate your nickname.
His pledges are your pledges. Use them wisely.
If he is a pledge, you’re his only hope during hell week.
Oversized t-shirts become your favorite fashion statement.
You will have to use a frat bathroom. I’m sorry.
You may or may not have awkward and uncomfortable encounters with his house mom.
You will experience the fun that is making a cooler.
You will be pressured out of studying and into partying on a weekday. Brace yourself.
You won’t always have a ride home.
You will bond with his friend’s girlfriends, either on the walk home or in the bathroom.
You will learn that guys gossip just as much as girls do, especially when they’re in a frat.
You will see things. Things you won’t ever want to mention again — so don’t. Some things that happen in the frat house should really just stay in a frat house.