Meet this week’s campus cutie, Chad Gellner! He’s a marketing major and (might) be a junior from Ballwin, Missouri. He loves to go out and is no hurry to graduate! Read on to find out more about Chad.
Full name: Chad Gellner
Year at Mizzou: Junior, I think
Hometown: Ballwin, MO
Major: Marketing
Campus involvement: I go to Campus Bar & Grill a lot. Delta Upsilon.
Relationship status: Depends on who’s asking.
Favorite Mizzou memory: Watching my pledge brother fall out of a second floor window doing the Kansas City Chief’s tomahawk on Halloween. Some say he was “chiefen” too much!
Most embarrassing moment: Everyday of pledgeship.
Celebrity crush: Kim Kardashian, have you seen her a** lately?
Favorite thing about humanity: Women and their enormous, beautiful, voluptuous… personalities.
Favorite fictional character: Kenny “F**king” Powers
Ideal date: 5/24 (My birthday)
Turn on/offs: You’ll just have to find out.
One thing you wish to accomplish this year: Take my TA out to a nice steak dinner and make her breakfast the next morning.
Where you see yourself 10 years from now: Still hitting the town of Columbia, MO and hopefully getting my diploma.