1. Pizza will ALWAYS be there for you no matter what.
2. Pizza understands everything you’re going through. Aced a test? Pizza will be there. Eight people from your high school graduating class got engaged? Pizza will be there for you.
3. Pizza doesn’t judge you. Danced on an elevated surface at the bar and fell? Don’t sweat it. Pizza is waiting for you at home. Haven’t showered in three days? It’s fine. Pizza will still tolerate you.
4. Pizza is that one friend that brings everyone together because literally everyone likes pizza. And if they don’t they are no friend of yours.
5. Pizza does anything to make you happy. Broke? Pizza can be cheap. Going on a date? Pizza can be casual or dressed up. Can’t decide what mood you’re in? Pizza can come in every shape and size with any topping you want.
6. Pizza just gets it.
7. Pizza has a way of curing every bad day.
8. Pizza will never choose a boy over you.
9. Pizza teaches you to love like nothing else can.
10. Pizza knows your entire life story. You’ve grown up together. You like pizza and we are not judging you for it.