Last month, we asked some of our members to share with us their wildest sex stories. We counted down our favorites- check out numbers 13 through 6 this week, and check back later to see the Top 5!
13. Monday Funday
“I got way too drunk on a Monday for my friend’s birthday and then went to spend the night with a guy I was seeing. I ended up puking on his bed, desk and floor. He took me home the next morning and refused to kiss me goodbye.”
12. The Study Abroad Scandal
“They tell you studying abroad is a time for you to explore a new culture and learn about the world, but while I was on my study abroad, I ended up exploring inside a guy’s pants. I got really drunk with another guy who was in my study abroad program, tried to walk home, stopped at a bench, ran behind a tree, proceeded to give him a blow job, pointed out there we were in front of a church and continued to give him a blow job. But he did give me a piggyback ride back home and a very warm and cozy jacket, so it was a win-win situation?”
11. Roommate Bonding
“The guy I was hooking up with had to leave for a class and asked me if I would wait for him to get back from class. A couple of minutes after he left, his roommate went into the bathroom and proceeded to poop for about 30 minutes, not knowing I was in the other room.”
10. Parental Control
“During the summer I would always sneak my boyfriend of the time in my house after my parents went to bed (which was usually around 9:30 p.m.) and because he worked at 6 a.m. he would stay the night and be gone before they ever woke up. So, just like any other night he snuck in the basement and we made our way to my room (which was on the other side of the house from my parent’s). Well one night we were gettin’ it and we broke my bed (it was handmade by my grandpa and somewhat unsteady). At first, we didn’t really know what to do, the initial shock was “Oh my god, we actually broke it.” Not even thinking about the fact that my parents home. A few minutes later, my mom comes busting in my room because she thought someone had broken in to our house. I was able to get my boyfriend under the covers in time but as I was coming down from jumping up to cover him, I landed directly on his face. I was still naked. Luckily the combination of my top notch hiding job, the lights not being on and my mom still being half asleep… She didn’t suspect a thing.”
9. Pizza Party
“My boyfriend and I were watching a basketball game and ordered pizza before half-time. During half-time (forgetting about the pizza on its way) we went up to his room for half-time sex and didn’t hear the doorbell ring. His roommate answered, needed money for the pizza and walked in on us trying to find money to pay for the pizza.”
8. Obsession
“I was obsessed with this guy that I would always see at a bar and after a year of trying to get his attention I gave up. One night I go home with a random guy. I tried to sneak out the next morning only to find the boy I had been obsessed with in the living room. They were roommates.”
7. The Stain
“I had to rush out of my boyfriend’s house to get to class on time. Walking through campus I noticed multiple people staring at my legs/pants. Once I got to class and finally had a minute to gather my thoughts I noticed a white stain all down my black pants…… you do the math.”
6. Police Patrol
“When it comes to awkward hook-up/sex stories, I definitely have a winner. It was my junior year of high school and I was dating a boy in the grade above me. We’d been together for over a year, and had just recently started having sex. Obviously since we were both in high school, it was pretty difficult to ever find time to be ‘alone’ together, and we all know that once a young couple starts experiencing sex for the first time, it seems like that’s ALL they want to do. Well, rather than risk being caught by his parents, we would always drive out to this dirt road that’s hidden on the outskirts of town that nobody (or so we thought) ever really went on. One night after we had just finished ‘being alone,’ we were just cuddling in the back of his beaten down old Bronco. Our clothes were still strewn all over the vehicle when suddenly headlights lit up the whole car. I absolutely freaked out, but he told me someone was probably just driving by, and why would they stop? So of course I agreed and didn’t bother getting dressed. Well, much to our dismay, the front door of his Bronco suddenly opened and a cop started shining a flashlight on my face! I all but DIED. He made my boyfriend and I get dressed, (and didn’t look away as I put my pants on, so THAT was super awkward) and ordered him to come stand outside the vehicle while he checked to make sure the car wasn’t stolen. Once we explained what was going on and he let my boyfriend get back into the truck with me, he looked my boyfriend in the eye and said:
‘Look, if you’re going to do this, take her out to a restaurant. Buy her some flowers, maybe get a hotel. Not in the back of a car, man. Treat her like a lady.’
Needless to say, I was horrified, though he did give my boyfriend some pretty good advice. Be better than the back of the car, ladies. Don’t follow my lead!
P.S. The worst part of this whole thing? My boyfriend’s dad was an EMT and heard the ENTIRE thing go over the police scanner when the officer called in to make sure the car was registered in his name. You can imagine what a fun time that ended up being when we got home!”
There you have it- some of HC KU’s best sex stories! Check back next week as continue the countdown to number one.