This article is written by a student writer from the Her Campus at Kent State chapter.
The Bob’s Burgers star is obsessed with boys, butts and being wise beyond her years! We all deserve a hero like Tina to tell it like it is.
1. “I don’t need this sparkle jelly to dazzle. I dazzle on my own.”
2. “I am a smart, strong, sensual woman.”
3. “I’m saying just because you think something is embarrassing doesn’t mean you have to be embarrassed by it. We all have our swampy pits.”
4. “You’re leaving in shame, but you played a good game.”
5. “Don’t hide your Ta-Ta’s under a bush.”
6. “We can go to bed in our sleep.”
7. “I don’t need a boy to pay attention to me. I’ll pay attention to myself.”
8. “I’m no hero. I put my bra on one boob at a time, just like everyone else.”
9. “Let’s put the ‘try’ in ‘triangle.'”
10. “Don’t have a crap attack.”
BONUS WISDOM FROM TINA…
11. “Butts.”