1) Obnoxious PDA
Couples are like…
And everyone else is like…
2) The Pre-Valentine’s Day Desperation and Day of Depression
Single girls the entire month before Valentine’s Day are like…
And the day of are like…
Or the more dramatic route…
3) Stupid Gifts
Girls are like…
But seriously, you look ridiculous with that huge bear. What are you going to do with that after you’ve sufficiently rubbed it in everyone’s face that someone spent crazy amounts of money to give you an oversized stuffed animal by carrying it around all day? You’re gonna be losing your room to that thing, that’s what!
4) It’s really expensive
Thanks for this 100 dollar bouquet that will die in a week!
No broke college students have money for that.
5) Forced Affection
Valentine’s day is a day when significant others are supposed to give each other ridiculous things to prove their love.For example…
But this guy has it right….