If you’re like me, you haven’t realized just how close spring break really is until now. It may still be over a month away, but this is crunch time. Literally, I need to start doing more crunches. Here’s 26 thoughts you have waiting for the best week of your life:
1. I can’t wait for spring break! It’s going to be ~lit~
2. Wait. How far away is it again?
3. Let me look at my calendar…
4. 38 DAYS?!!!!?! MY BODY IS NOT READY FOR THIS.
5. Okay, I am starting my ridiculously low calorie diet tomorrow.
6. Can’t eat pizza for 38 days. I hate my life.
7. Not to mention I have to watch what I DRINK too.
8. And not only do I have to diet, I need to go to the Rec twice a day, every day.
9. I really hope this is worth it.
10. Okay, enough complaining. Let’s figure out a healthy dinner to start.
11. Well. I have granola bars, canned corn, Ramen and cereal. This is so rough already.
12. But I don’t feel well today… so the only thing that makes sense is Ramen. This is my last unhealthy thing for 38 days, swear.
13. I need to go to the grocery store tomorrow to buy super healthy food.
14. Oh wait. I forgot how expensive fruit and healthy things are. Lol.
15. Let me check my bank account so see how much I can spend.
16. Sick! I forgot I spent majority of my money on spring break!
17. But holla to an all-inclusive resort.
18. Let me look up healthy recipes for ideas.
19. *Scrolling* Don’t know how to make that, or that. What is the proper way to thaw chicken again?
20. I’ll call my mom.
21. Okay, yeah, mhm, yeah….got it. I swear I’m a junior in college, Mom.
22. Alright, I will figure out what to buy tomorrow. Sounds like it will be a lot of grilled chicken because that’s all I can kinda, sort of make.
23. Tomorrow is the start of a new me. I’ll be sure to go to the Rec too. Probably not twice though, I don’t have time for that.
24. For now, I’ll soak in how nice it is to be laying in bed watching Netflix, not worrying about my soon-to-be healthy habits for spring break.
25. I am really going to miss this.
26. Spring break mode starts tomorrow.
Best of luck to you all! May the spring break bods be ever in your favor.