Twice a year, girls become motivated to get into shape. Once at New Year’s, and once during the annual Victoria’s Secret Fashion Show. Whether we would like to admit it or not, we are all guilty of being envious of the Victoria’s Secret Angels. While watching the show, hundreds of thoughts cross your mind; here are just a few!
“Ugh, Kendall and Gigi are literally perfect.”
“When I grow up, I want to be a VS angel.”
“Okay, I am seriously going start working out and eating healthy.”
“I wonder if those costumes are heavy…”
“Does The Weeknd actually like his hair like that?”
“Wow, every single one of them is FLAWLESS!”
“There is not even an Instagram filter that could make me look that good.”
“I need to start going tanning again.”
“I literally cannot even.”
“OMG, Selena is actually bae.”
“How has no one wiped out yet?”
“Can you get, like, knee implants or something to make you taller?”
“Never eating again.”
“It could be worse, though, I could be the girl wearing the surfboard.”
“F*ck this, I’m getting McDonald’s… and ice cream… and a fifth of vodka.”
“Honestly, HOW!”
“I’m annoyed.”
“I will never be satisfied with my life until I wake up as a VS angel or Selena.”
“Justin, it is way too late to say sorry.”
“I just do not even want to live anymore.”
“I cannot even begin to even.”
“Goodnight forever.”
Once you are done obsessing over the unrealistic expectations of a Victoria’s Secret Model, get yourself a big bowl of ice cream and a glass of wine (or seven). Tomorrow is a new day, and whether you start it by working out or having another bowl of ice cream, just remember to love yourself no matter what!