Dear Santa,
Now that I am a college student my Christmas list is a little different this year. I know when I was younger I would ask for Bratz heads and other childish games, but this year I have some serious needs.
Since you’re Santa and you know everything, I’m sure that you know that tuition is $38,000. With that being said the first thing on my list is a gift card to cover the rest of my tuition, and this may be extra but can you also throw in a couple thousand to help me pay off my debt? Another thing on my list is better food in the cafe. There is no reason that every time I eat in the cafe, my stomach does cartwheels right after. So if you can pack some food on your sleigh that would be great. Also you know that almost everyone at Hampton dresses to sleigh, you see what I did there?
Anyway, I’m running out of clothing options so if you could send me an infinite amount of clothes I’d be more than grateful. I’m also extremely tired of sharing a bathroom with 10 other girls so I’m asking you if you can somehow just magically poof a little bathroom into my room.
That really sums up everything I want when it comes to college, I don’t think my list was too bad. I actually forgot to ask for one more thing! Are you able to fit humans on your sleigh? Because if you can I would like a tall, dark, handsome, intelligent, and funny guy that will buy me Starbucks and pay for me to get my nails done. Okay now I’m done.
I know you’ve seen me leaving parties in the harbors lately, so you may think that I’ve been a little naughty but I promise that’s only on the weekends, and I’ve been nothing but nice! So thanks in advance for my presents Santa!
With Love,
Your favorite Hampton Woman