Worst Playlists on Spotify
1. The Worst Songs to Have Sex to by Dave Stopera
This playlist features so many gems like “O Canada,” the Canadian National Anthem, and “The Reading Rainbow Theme.” This is my favorite playlist on this list.
2. Worst Songs Ever by westside708
This playlist really lives up to its name because it is all of the songs from the 2000’s that haunt your nightmares. It includes anything from “The Hamster Dance” to “Friday” by Rebecca Black. If you really hate yourself then you’ll love this playlist.
3. Worst Songs to Get Murdered to by Molly Anderson
Have you ever wondered what the worst things to hear are as you are murdered? Oh boy, then do I have the playlist for you. It features upbeat songs that might actually improve your experience by giving it a fun soundtrack to it, like the song “Hot in Herree” by Nelly, as well as songs that really describe what is happening, like “Dead Body Disposal” by Necro. Some highlights include “I Fink U Freaky” by Die Antwoord, “Cotton Eye Joe” by Rednex, and, my personal favorite, “Rainbow Connection” by Kermit the Frog.
4. Worst Songs Ever by timmow
You might have thought the first Worst Songs Ever was bad, but this one is composed of actual songs released in an attempt to actually have them be good. This playlist is all songs people were confident about releasing such as “Achy Breaky Heart” by Billy Ray Cyrus, “Who Let The Dogs Out” by the Baha Men, and “Lady in Red” by Chris de Burgh. I do have one complaint about this playlist and it is that “Jenny on the Block” does not belong to it.
5. Scary Music Box—Sound Effect—Horrible Sounds by Paula Conway
This really isn’t a playlist at all but is actually just a bunch of creepy Halloween music. I think that the perfect use of this playlist is when you planned a pregame while drunk and then realized you don’t want people over to your house. So, as they arrive play this and I guarantee people will hate the party and leave.
6. Daddy Pence Come Dance by Melia Schnefke
This playlist is the worst in that you’ll know every single song on it, but you’ll hate yourself for knowing every song on it. Try not singing the words to “We are Family” by Sister Sledge and “Believe” by Cher.
7. Cat Dreams—Relaxing Music for Cats & Cat Loves Vol. 2 by PETS LOVE MUSIC
This is disturbing on several levels. The most threatening part of the title is that there is a volume 1. This playlist consists of “Soft Walking” and “Sweet Purr.” I hate it.
8. George Bush Bangers By chasepraeger
This playlist wasn’t supposed to be funny, I feel. It is just horribly put together. Chase, you can’t go from “Take Me Home Tonight” by Eddie Money to “I Feel It Coming” by The Weeknd. The only song that can make that kind of jump is “September.”
9. The Sims by erinzingre
It is exactly what you think it is. This playlist consists solely of music from The Sims. The only thing that can make this worse is that there is over five hours of it.
10. What the fuck did you just by Elle Madeline
This goes back to the memes about the titles of the songs forming a sentence. Purely genius.